Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2/19/2010 04:05:00 PM
Interesting fact
I found this website quite interesting and amuse me which is so so true for most people out there :D
I especially agree with this.
Ah, the million dollar question, what exactly is the perfect female body? Today i shall discuss what exactly the perfect female body is, it may differ from quite a lot of your views and society views, but deep down, i’m pretty sure this is what guys (who don’t have any weird fetishes, of course) really want to see in their girl. *Deploys fire flaming-wall*
Skinnier Does NOT = Sexier
 There’s a thin line between being skinny and being slim, they may both start with an ’s’ but they mean the world of difference when describing a girl. Skinny, means you’re under-nourished because you’ve starved yourself too much of food in an attempt to be “sexier”. However, there is always a line that needs to be drawn. And that line is well, at skinny of course. The equation that skinny = sexier does not hold true as that way, no offense, but starved famished women of the world would be the sexiest women in the world, yes? God made human flesh for a reason, and that’s to give the human skeleton some added shape, so don’t work towards being all skin and bones as technically, in a way i cannot fully justify yet, that would be sinning. Thus, with the fact that skinny does NOT = sexy in mind, let us analyze how to be slim, and not skinny. Slim Means Perfect.. in one of the many language interpretations out there i believe.
 (Yes i still love Hayden Panettiere despite her gross acts in Heroes) Being slim is the way to go, or as many people would call it now, FTW (Fabulously Thin Women). Being slim does not mean eating less, but it does mean leading a healthy lifestyle, which, contrary to what most anorexic people believe, is eating and exercising. Of course, you shouldn’t over-exercise (no offense please don’t pummel me Miss Strong) to being all bulky, but a little muscle, i believe, is a huge turn on for many men. Many of the models out there don’t only have diet plans, they have diet and exercise plans. Thus, with that in mind, women now have an extra incentive to hit the gym, besides the incentive of there overflowing with iron bending alpha males.
Get A Tan! Edward Cullen’s influence on pearly freakishly white skin is over!
 Bella (from the Twilight movie) is only so white because she has a skin mutation problem! There’s a reason why the phrase “a healthy tan” exists, and just for the record, vampires being as white as they are, are not exactly healthy since they are, after all, theoretically dead. Thus, the simple linking equation of white = death is drawn and thus justifying the existence of the phrase “as pale as death”. Okay, forgive me for wandering waaaay off topic, but sad as it is to many sunblock companies (not so for tanning salons), being white and pale is not what most guys find attractive, some might, but not most. So get out of the house and start running! Soak up as much of that vitamin D as you can without getting skin cancer!
Lose The Spectacles! (Note : I am by no means a secret affiliate to the “World organization of contact lens > spectacles”) 
As much as i believe perfection is perSPECtive (pun intended hahaha), i also too believe that spectacles do not exactly enhance your looks. Sunglasses, maybe, but spectacles, not so much. They form a barrier, so to speak, that prevents completely pure eye contact and depending on how thick your spectacles are, covers up quite a bit of your face (yes, your face is as crucial to attraction as any of your other assets may be). So, try to lose the spectacles and get contact lenses, they are much sexier (: Labels: fact, random
Thursday, February 18, 2010 @ 2/18/2010 11:19:00 PM
60 Things
60 THINGS A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR!! 1. Touch her waist.2. Actually talk to her.3. Share secrets with her.4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts5. Kiss her slowly.Are you remembering this?6. Hug her.7. Hold her.8. Laugh with her.9. Invite her everywhere.10. Hangout with her and your friends together.KEEP READING11. Smile with her.12. Take pictures with her.13. Pull her onto your lap.14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.Are you thinking of someone?16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.17. Kiss her unexpectedly.18. Hug her from behind around the waist.19. Tell her she's beautiful.20. Tell her the way you feel about her.One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.24. Make her feel loved.25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you knowWE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US26. DON'T lie to her27. DON'T cheat on her!28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possibleMAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.43. Take her for LONG walks at night.44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.46. Rub her back--feels good47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D49. Let her sit on your lap50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.56. Kiss her in the rain.57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.58. Slow dance with no music59. Don't ignore her or be nerveous around her--everything is going to be okay.60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;DLabels: fact
Friday, January 8, 2010 @ 1/08/2010 07:34:00 PM
Love, Life
Love starts with a smile, develops with a kiss and ends with a tear. It takes but a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Don't go for looks, it can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has opened before us. The best kind of friend is the one you can sit with on a porch swing, never saying a word and then walk away feeling that was the best conversation you ever had. It's true, we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes their way. Maybe we need to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally do meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for the gift. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return , but what is the most painful is to love someone and never finding the courage to let the person know how you feel. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return, just wait for it to grow in their hearts, but if it doesn't be content that it grew in yours. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.Live your life so when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying. Labels: fact
Monday, January 4, 2010 @ 1/04/2010 08:18:00 PM
The truth
This is a list of things girls wish their boys knew :) 1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell us we are never going to find out.2. Our friends know EVERYTHING. 3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Guaranteed. 4. No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend. 5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven’t. 6. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night. 7. When we’re not talking to you on MSN, we’re actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us). 8. When we act sad, we want you to hug us. 9. Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that’s the part you say you love us. 10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day. 11. We don’t care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us. 12. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Maths test. 13. We are very, very scared of scaring you away. 14. We don’t care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes. 15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines. 16. We have mood swings. Get over it. 17. Everytime you’re around other girls, we worry they are better than us. 18. We don’t want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is. 19. Movies like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ depress us. 20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you. 21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best. 22. We hate it when you go to discos/bars without us. 23. We hate the feeling as if we are like any other girl. 24. Don’t brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure. 25. When we say everything is ‘fine’, it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces. 26. Don’t just say ‘ok’ when we say we don’t want to talk about it.27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend. 28. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you. 29. We think you are the best guy in the world. 30.We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You.Slow.Dancing.With.Another.Girl.Without.Telling.Us. 31. We really do want you to stick up for us. 32.Compliments. We love them. 33. Be on time. We will think you don’t care if you’re not on time at a certain place. 34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter. 35. We don’t care if you couldn’t come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don’t lie to us. 36. We like cuddling up to you so let us. 37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG. 38. You will be classed in our ‘Hate’ list if you forget our birthday. 39. Do not ask what’s wrong. We’ll never tell you, we just want you to cuddle us. 40. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don’t make assumptions (apart from ‘OMG HE’S GONE OFF ME HASN’T HE?!’) 41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS. 42. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously. 43. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren’t in a bad mood. 44. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook. — DON’T SAY IT, DO IT!!! 45. We never forget things. Ever. 46. We over-analyze everything. 47. We over-react to everything. 48. When we are mad at you, we aren’t actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again. 49. Please don’t stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary. 50. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile. 51. We do not care if 50,000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it none of it matters. 52. We don’t like being used. 53. We like it when you do unexpected nice things. 54. We usually don’t let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad… 55. This is the way it works: You don’t give us any attention, we dump you. It is NOT: You don’t give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it. 56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special. 57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, long time. 58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot. 59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand. 60. And please for the love of god shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.Labels: fact
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Friday, February 19, 2010 @ 2/19/2010 04:05:00 PM
Interesting fact
I found this website quite interesting and amuse me which is so so true for most people out there :D
I especially agree with this.
Ah, the million dollar question, what exactly is the perfect female body? Today i shall discuss what exactly the perfect female body is, it may differ from quite a lot of your views and society views, but deep down, i’m pretty sure this is what guys (who don’t have any weird fetishes, of course) really want to see in their girl. *Deploys fire flaming-wall*
Skinnier Does NOT = Sexier
 There’s a thin line between being skinny and being slim, they may both start with an ’s’ but they mean the world of difference when describing a girl. Skinny, means you’re under-nourished because you’ve starved yourself too much of food in an attempt to be “sexier”. However, there is always a line that needs to be drawn. And that line is well, at skinny of course. The equation that skinny = sexier does not hold true as that way, no offense, but starved famished women of the world would be the sexiest women in the world, yes? God made human flesh for a reason, and that’s to give the human skeleton some added shape, so don’t work towards being all skin and bones as technically, in a way i cannot fully justify yet, that would be sinning. Thus, with the fact that skinny does NOT = sexy in mind, let us analyze how to be slim, and not skinny. Slim Means Perfect.. in one of the many language interpretations out there i believe.
 (Yes i still love Hayden Panettiere despite her gross acts in Heroes) Being slim is the way to go, or as many people would call it now, FTW (Fabulously Thin Women). Being slim does not mean eating less, but it does mean leading a healthy lifestyle, which, contrary to what most anorexic people believe, is eating and exercising. Of course, you shouldn’t over-exercise (no offense please don’t pummel me Miss Strong) to being all bulky, but a little muscle, i believe, is a huge turn on for many men. Many of the models out there don’t only have diet plans, they have diet and exercise plans. Thus, with that in mind, women now have an extra incentive to hit the gym, besides the incentive of there overflowing with iron bending alpha males.
Get A Tan! Edward Cullen’s influence on pearly freakishly white skin is over!
 Bella (from the Twilight movie) is only so white because she has a skin mutation problem! There’s a reason why the phrase “a healthy tan” exists, and just for the record, vampires being as white as they are, are not exactly healthy since they are, after all, theoretically dead. Thus, the simple linking equation of white = death is drawn and thus justifying the existence of the phrase “as pale as death”. Okay, forgive me for wandering waaaay off topic, but sad as it is to many sunblock companies (not so for tanning salons), being white and pale is not what most guys find attractive, some might, but not most. So get out of the house and start running! Soak up as much of that vitamin D as you can without getting skin cancer!
Lose The Spectacles! (Note : I am by no means a secret affiliate to the “World organization of contact lens > spectacles”) 
As much as i believe perfection is perSPECtive (pun intended hahaha), i also too believe that spectacles do not exactly enhance your looks. Sunglasses, maybe, but spectacles, not so much. They form a barrier, so to speak, that prevents completely pure eye contact and depending on how thick your spectacles are, covers up quite a bit of your face (yes, your face is as crucial to attraction as any of your other assets may be). So, try to lose the spectacles and get contact lenses, they are much sexier (: Labels: fact, random
Thursday, February 18, 2010 @ 2/18/2010 11:19:00 PM
60 Things
60 THINGS A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR!! 1. Touch her waist.2. Actually talk to her.3. Share secrets with her.4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts5. Kiss her slowly.Are you remembering this?6. Hug her.7. Hold her.8. Laugh with her.9. Invite her everywhere.10. Hangout with her and your friends together.KEEP READING11. Smile with her.12. Take pictures with her.13. Pull her onto your lap.14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.Are you thinking of someone?16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.17. Kiss her unexpectedly.18. Hug her from behind around the waist.19. Tell her she's beautiful.20. Tell her the way you feel about her.One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.24. Make her feel loved.25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you knowWE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US26. DON'T lie to her27. DON'T cheat on her!28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possibleMAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.43. Take her for LONG walks at night.44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.46. Rub her back--feels good47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D49. Let her sit on your lap50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.56. Kiss her in the rain.57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.58. Slow dance with no music59. Don't ignore her or be nerveous around her--everything is going to be okay.60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go. ;DLabels: fact
Friday, January 8, 2010 @ 1/08/2010 07:34:00 PM
Love, Life
Love starts with a smile, develops with a kiss and ends with a tear. It takes but a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Don't go for looks, it can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has opened before us. The best kind of friend is the one you can sit with on a porch swing, never saying a word and then walk away feeling that was the best conversation you ever had. It's true, we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes their way. Maybe we need to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally do meet the right person, we should know how to be grateful for the gift. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return , but what is the most painful is to love someone and never finding the courage to let the person know how you feel. Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they will love you back. Don't expect love in return, just wait for it to grow in their hearts, but if it doesn't be content that it grew in yours. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.Live your life so when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying. Labels: fact
Monday, January 4, 2010 @ 1/04/2010 08:18:00 PM
The truth
This is a list of things girls wish their boys knew :) 1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell us we are never going to find out.2. Our friends know EVERYTHING. 3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Guaranteed. 4. No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend. 5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven’t. 6. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night. 7. When we’re not talking to you on MSN, we’re actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us). 8. When we act sad, we want you to hug us. 9. Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that’s the part you say you love us. 10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day. 11. We don’t care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us. 12. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Maths test. 13. We are very, very scared of scaring you away. 14. We don’t care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes. 15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines. 16. We have mood swings. Get over it. 17. Everytime you’re around other girls, we worry they are better than us. 18. We don’t want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is. 19. Movies like ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ depress us. 20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you. 21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best. 22. We hate it when you go to discos/bars without us. 23. We hate the feeling as if we are like any other girl. 24. Don’t brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure. 25. When we say everything is ‘fine’, it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces. 26. Don’t just say ‘ok’ when we say we don’t want to talk about it.27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend. 28. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you. 29. We think you are the best guy in the world. 30.We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You.Slow.Dancing.With.Another.Girl.Without.Telling.Us. 31. We really do want you to stick up for us. 32.Compliments. We love them. 33. Be on time. We will think you don’t care if you’re not on time at a certain place. 34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter. 35. We don’t care if you couldn’t come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don’t lie to us. 36. We like cuddling up to you so let us. 37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG. 38. You will be classed in our ‘Hate’ list if you forget our birthday. 39. Do not ask what’s wrong. We’ll never tell you, we just want you to cuddle us. 40. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don’t make assumptions (apart from ‘OMG HE’S GONE OFF ME HASN’T HE?!’) 41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS. 42. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously. 43. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren’t in a bad mood. 44. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook. — DON’T SAY IT, DO IT!!! 45. We never forget things. Ever. 46. We over-analyze everything. 47. We over-react to everything. 48. When we are mad at you, we aren’t actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again. 49. Please don’t stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary. 50. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile. 51. We do not care if 50,000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it none of it matters. 52. We don’t like being used. 53. We like it when you do unexpected nice things. 54. We usually don’t let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad… 55. This is the way it works: You don’t give us any attention, we dump you. It is NOT: You don’t give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it. 56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special. 57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, long time. 58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot. 59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand. 60. And please for the love of god shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.Labels: fact
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